It's the night before Christmas and whilst the rest of Charmsville are tucked up in bed waiting for Santa to come and empty his sack, Cinderella is working late into the night scrubbing and cleaning for her evil stepmother, Vilvy Slag.

And so, the classic tale of Cinderella begins, but with a few fresh surprises for the 21 st Century…

Cinderella still gets her makeover for the Prince's Ball, but it's from Northern scum to beautiful Chelsea maid, the Fairy God Mother's got a drinking problem, the Prince is a Nazi fascist, Button's no longer just in love with Cinderella, he's practically stalking her and the Ugly Sisters have way too much testosterone for their own good!!

With more one liners than Paul Merton, this satirical take on the pantomime genre won't disappoint!

 

Jack

Jack Fortescue

 

Jill

Laura Martin Simpson

 

 

Cinderella

Sian Brooke

 

Buttons

Tim Crowther

 
 

 

Emmengerd

Gary Shelford

 

Delia

Chris Jarman

 
 

 

Baron Half-Hard

Caolan Byrne

 

Vilvy Slag

Eve Dallas

 
 

 

Samual, The Prince's Servant

Kate Sissons

 

Prince Herbert Charming

Jack Laskey

 
 

 

Bobby

James White

 

Derek

Stephen Darcy

 
 

 

The Fairly Good Mother

Michelle Terry

 

Sugar / Bikini Rodgers

Kezia Burrows

 
 

 

Spice

Stephanie Jory

 

Bill

Gerard Monaco

 
 

 

Ben

Pepe Balderrama

 

Walnut

Colin Adrian

 
 

 

Hazelnut

Gemma Larke

 

Coconut

Habib Nasib Nader

 
 

 

Peanut

Hywel John

 

Gingernut

Victoria Perry

 
 

 

Lady Diana

Amy Humphreys

 

Lady Anne

Elizabeth Nestor

 
 

 

Roderick

David McCaffrey

 

King Burt Charming III

Tom Burke

 
 

 

Queen Prunella Charming

Martha Swann

 

Pervis

Laurence Penry Jones

 
   
     

The Dance Team:

     
Michelle Taylorson
     
Jackie Anderson
     
Karen McGrory
     
     
Directed by
     
Gari Jones & Will Norris
     
     

 

   
     
Choreographed by
     
James White
     
     
Designed by
     
Sara Perks
     
     
Lighting Desinged by
     
Jonathan Samuals
     
     
Sound Desinged by
     
Sam Lerner
     
     
Produced by
     
Will Norris, James White & Pepe Balderrama
     
     
The Jerwood Vanburgh Theatre
     
London
     
     
Production Photography by Gabriel Loughlin © 2005